Dear Mr. Levine,
Let it be known that you are an international heart throb. Oh you already knew that? I apologize. I’ve been bad. You should do something about this.
I’m going to be very very honest here. You’re the only reason why I watch the Voice. I don’t do it often, but when I do I imagine I’m one of your protege’s and you’re teaching me how to sing R&B. We both end up on the floor of a piano room. You’re shirtless. You smoke a cigarette and I motorboat your hairy chest. We both win for the day.
You have a very soulful soulful voice and aquamarine eyes. I’m melting. I’m melting because I’m on fire. You turn me into fire. Firey flaming fire. You make me alliterate.
I think its the man-bush. You have a burly built body covered in hair. What time is it? Your alluring chin whiskers tell me it’s 5 O’Clock.
What else your body hair is telling me?
There is something hiding in your briefs. IS IT MY BIRTHDAY?!
XoXo,
Connie O.
Um… I hate to be the bearer of bad news.. THAT is NOT Adam Levine . HE IS COVERED IN TATTOOS…. and this body.. no tattoos.. AND adam is more groomed than that…

IM REAAAAAALLLY Sick
Of people bashing Adam Levine.
First of all… he is INCREDIBLE to his fans.. just because he doesnt tweet us as often as he used to doesnt make him bad to his fans. He has 2,402,486 people following him on Twitter.. He is THE MOST THANKFUL, Sweet person Ive ever met! Every other word out of his mouth is Thank you. He apperciates everything he has.. Youve seen his tweets thanking everyone for the incredible life he is leading!
Secondly IM SICK Of Oh hes a douche cause he has a new girlfriend already (not that we know if she is his gf yet) ITS BEEN 2 months… ANd I know youd all LOVE To watch him sit around and cry.. but why the fuck would he do that? Im sure he was very sad when SHE DUMPED HIM THROUGH PEOPLE MAGAZINE.. He moved on.. GOOD FOR HIM!!! And Behati broke the “girl code’ BULL SHIT.. YOU CANT tell me you wouldnt go for it if he dated a COWORKER of yours.. thats all they were.. they are not friends.. they worked together BIG DEAL!!
And just as an FYI.. I dont agree with everything Adam does.. I was dead set against M5 postponing shows for him to do the Voice.. I was dead set against the Voice… but now Maroon 5 is one of the biggest bands in the world because of it.. and we all KNOW I disagreed with his choice in girlfriends for the past 2 years.. and was NOT shy about it.
I don’t understand Adam Levine’s appeal.
Good lord where to begin
- His Voice
- His Ass
- Dimples
- Freckles
- Tattoos
- He plays the guitar
- His Smile
- His love for being naked
- His Eyes
- His Hair
- Hes Awesome to his fans
- His muscles
- He is sex on legs!
(Source: thechocolatedandy)
You guys, look what I found at Target
His face makes me want to buy every single guitar.
I still have the box for mine.. I refuse to throw it out
everyone is like i can’t believe adam is dating behati, how can he do that to anne???
and i’m just like
i
can’t
get
past
those
fucking
glasses
she could save kittens from a burning building and i’d still hate her for poor choice in fashion accessories.
HOW CAN HE DO IT TO ANNE??? WHAT? SHE dumped him.. So Anne knows her big deal.





